STRANGLER KILLS SLASHER! |
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~Carpet Emporium's "Crazy Eddie" Wilson killed by Scranton Strangler |
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by Tim Zachery Morning Star Gazette Reporter March 6, 2010 |
by Robert Lampini Gazette Reporter March 6, 2010 |
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The rivalry between the Scranton Slasher and the Scranton Strangler has ended as no Scrantonian could have predicted- |
knives on Wilson, and mementos from over a dozen Slasher's victims in Wilson's home. "The Strangler's a hero, of sorts," said Mayor Christopher A. Doherty. "I mean, he's a cold-blooded killer, but he did stop the greater threat." Invetigators say, in retrospect, they should have noticed the Slashings all coincided with big sales at Crazy Eddie's Carpet Emporium. "We didn't think that was relevant," said Founder. Scrantonians have already come out of hiding, no longer cowering in fear for their lives. "I feel so much safer with the Slasher gone," said school teacher Melissa Crawford. "At least we don't have to pay the 100 grand," said Mayor Doherty. |
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CHARACTER PROFILE: The Scranton Strangler |
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The Scranton Strangler vs. the Scranton Slasher Saga 1: Biding My Time 2: Strangler Loses Another Victim 3: Slasher Outkilling Strangler 4: Strangler Getting Ass Kicked 5: Slasher Slashing Escaped Stranglees Epilogue: Reporter Honored, Strangled PROFILE: Scranton Strangler PROFILE: Scranton Slasher |
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